Thats is kinda insensitive dude. Not really a thread for jokes.
And as for UP being the cause of the most train wrecks per year in America. There is a pretty obvious answer for that. UP is one of the largest companies in the USA, if not the largest. Its not hard to realize that if there is a train crash, there is a high chance that UP is involved. It isn't UP's fault that their safety record isn't the best, its the fact that they probably own more locomotives than most companies.
Just my 2 cents.
UP is the largest class 1 railroad in America. However it has a disproportionately high amount of accidents compared to the other large class 1 railroads such as BNSF, CSX and NS. They just have a poor safety record.