Bah...
 
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What do you do if your in a room with a Queenslander, two bears and have a gun with two bullets, Shoot the Queenslander. Twice
 
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What do you have if there's a Queenslander neck deep in sand???
 
Not enough sand
 
 
 
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I think we should get back on topic now
 
 
 
Tom