Close it
No disrespect meant to anyone here guys, but skulls said it right, this is bursting with fail, and it really is a waste of forum space. I think it should probably be closed, so that it can at least just fade into the deep depths of the forum.
Now, thebomb, you are of course free to open a new thread, if you can think of a valid topic. You are not free to falsely claim sponsorship from a website, or anything like that. As well, please try to act a little more mature. Caps lock does represent yelling in probably 99% of the online world, these forums included. Plus, your attitude will not be well received. I grant you that maybe some people came down on you a tad hard, but that doesn't mean you should respond in such an immature manor.
To everyone else, it was all good, well deserved humor (awesome work on that bucket on a bench by the way). All I'm saying is that this is another thread clogging the forums, that really shouldn't be at this point.
So, to any mods, I would say this thread has reached it's closing time.
And to everyone else, sorry to (try) to end your fun here. But, as this is a Trainz forum, I'm sure we all can seek more entertainment in game.