Another one
Bingly Bangly Bongly bleep " The central trains service trying to leave platform 2 may or may not because the driver is tossing a coin over whether the brakes will turn off. This the 18:44 service to no where in paticular and stopping at anywhere the driver feels like. This could be, London Victoria, Milton Keynes, some stations in the middle of no-where or York. If the driver does not stop at your station arrange with your conducter to stop there. Oh no I have just heard that there will not be a conductor because we can not afford one. By the way, look at all the people on the 5-star luxury train leaving platform 3. Your seats will be made from paper in order to , most importantly, make you journey as uncomfortable as possible and to save money. Thank you once again for travelling on the noisy, uncomfortable and slow diesel we should of scrapped aes ago. Bye "
Uracco