I like you ... Come on over for a meal ... I'll break out the Dietz & Watson scrapple, and Hebrew National knockwurst (freezer burnt from the previous Labor Day $1.99 lb sale).
And we'll have "lunch meat end" roast beef sandwich's, with "lunch meat end" melted provolone cheeze (only $1.99 at the reduced section of Shoprite), on a day old poppy seed toasted kaiser roll (I sure hope those little black things are poppy seeds, they aren't moving) .
I once dropped a hot dawg in the dirt, warshed it off under running water, reheated it ... and it was real Yummie ! Warning: You kant' do this with a Burger when camping, or on the beach, or you'll be spitting grit, rocks, and sticks out ... You just can't warsh a dropped burger off, and get away with it, trust me.
We were walking around the Blue Mountain & Reading steamer, eating double dipped chocolate ice cream cones, and found that they now as if by magic, had chocolate jimmies all over the top of them ... as it turns out, they weren't jimmies at all ... for they were in fact steam locomotive cinders raining down on us ... but we ate em' anyway, even though they tasted like coal.
A true friend is one ... when your double dip stwabwerry ice cream cone ball falls off, onto the ground ... that he will pick the ice cream ball up out of the grass, with his bare hand, will plop it back onto the cone, and will personally flick the rocks, sticks, and dirt off a it ... and hand it back to you ... almost as good as new !
