Track gang boss:Heinrich! Track worker:Ja, mein employer? Boss:Might I point out zat zis is a German railvay, and Germans expect better tracklayink zan zis! Worker:In vot vay, mein employer? Boss:Vell, to start vith, that sharp bit in ze middle there, you have laid it at ze 30 degrees instead of ze 90 degrees ve expect. Secondly, ze speed limit you put up. 50 kilometres per hour, are you insane? Worker:You are quite right, mein employer. I agree, it should be set higher, ja. Anythink else, mein employer? Boss:Nein, Heinrich, zat vill be all, zankyou.
I don't look forward to the first high speed train coming through here!:hehe:
'McDonald's new pork burgers. So desparate to be eaten, they come to you....on wheels? Hey, wait a minute, this wasn't in the script! Scriptwriter! Get here for a second....:hehe: