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[illinoiscentral]

Yes,
I apolagize backyard. It was out of good humor though. I will watch my typing next time. I don't speak like that though.

 

[simulatortrain]

I didn't make these up, this just reminded me of them.

Hey Jim-Bob... I think we lost something on that last stretch of bad track!

I don't care what scale I model in... I just can't hand lay track

 

[illinoiscentral]

Here we go,
President; 'Guess what?!
Track Crew; What?
President; We've been bought out by CSX Transportation.
Track Crewman 1; Yeah, as per what I've seen and heard.
President; What you've see and heard?! This was top-secret!!!
(Train); Screech, ttttzzz, CLANK!, chchchcheeeee!, ttzzz, CLANK, CRASH, BANG! (cars sounding as if on a switch)
Track Crewman #1; Like I said, as I've seen AND HEARD!

 

[Stationbeem]

As far as I can tell, via research and looking at several other pictures of the line, I do not believe this is photoshop

So, write a caption to go with it

Forget the rails.....Who stole the station??

 

[Iced8383]

I do not want to know what that looks like!

 

[j_maybury]

As far as I can tell, via research and looking at several other pictures of the line, I do not believe this is photoshop

So, write a caption to go with it

(Two Newlyweds on train) .........Did the earth move for you as well pet?

 

[K4driver]

since when did Penn Central get back in business

straight rails is for wimps, it takes a real railroader to drive his locomotive over weaving tracks

The quilting club decided to build the tracks

Engineer: humming "Here comes the sun"
Fireman: Um Fred?
Fred(engineer) Yes bareny
Barney:the sun really did come out
Fred:what do you mean
barney:LOOK AT THIS TRACK!!!!
Fred: oh. Your right. maybe it was a good thing I did not decide to Hum Who'll stop the rain today?
Barney:YA THINK?!?!

 

[NIARTcar]

"well it just sorta' happened"

"when straight rails, just... arn't enough"

"we saw a spider, and didnt want to lay tracks by it, but it just kept following us"

 

[skol587]

(foremen) i think keger last night is affecting the track crews preference.
(surveyor) i don't think it did. (hick!)
(foremen) are you still drunk?
(surveyor) I swear to drunk i'm not god!!!

 

[cascaderailroad]

Real 50 Cent Trackage

 

[skol587]

its the up's newest locomotive test track

 

[lenice]

See Klaus, I TOLD you that square wheel on the track machine wasn't going to be a problem. PERFECT TRACK!!!

 

[Hack]

In an attempt to promote equality and satisfy unions, German railroads hire blind track gangs...

 

[freightcar2]

"Foreman: You said you did a good job. Did you real-OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT IN BLAZES IS THAT!
Track gang: That's our good job.
Foreman: ARE YOU BLIND PEOPLE?! LOOK AT THAT!
Track gang: We visit the eye doctor once a milenium. A perfect job.
Foreman: *slaps head*

Later...
Some guy over the P.A. on the train: Please get yourselves ready for the smoothest ride of your life.
P-p-p-p-passenger 1: Bullalalalaalalaa-hiccup! Thiiiiiissssss aaaaain'tttttt ssssssmmoooooththhththt!
P-p-p-p-passenger 2: Bulllalalalalalalaalal! Hiiicup! IIIIIIII WAAAAANNTTTT MYYYYY MMMMOOOONEEEYYYY BAAAACKKKK...

That evening, at the ticket booth...
Foreman: We lost $50,000000,0000,0000000,0000000,00000 giving the passengers their money back.
Track gang: Awesome!
Formeman: *rolls eyes, slaps head and slumps to the ground*"

THE...END?

 

[whistlehead]

Self assembly DIY kit strikes again!

 

[whistlehead]

I've just found something out about it...

It's a north german Peat railway. I'll give you more information soon, but I'm on a schoold PC and it's blocked the site.

Sorry for reviving an old thread, but I just thought this interesting.

Chris

EDIT: sorry, others allready have. I should have read it more carefully.

 

[SantaFebuff]

Here are my two captions:

MOW Crew: You think we did a ga-g-good job?
Supervisor: What? I can't hear you!
MOW Crew: Nevermind! It's look good for me.
Hobo: What are you talking about it looks horrible.
MOW Crew: Hey, it's German! It's perfection.
Hobo: ...
Supervisor: Can I go too?
MOW Crew: Wa-Where?
Supervisor: What!?
MOW Crew: Let's get going, I left the Geo 10 blocks down.
(10 of them pile in. It's rusty.)
Supervisor: Oh hey, I found a penny. Now if only I could bend over to pick it up.
(MOW Crew comes back.)
MOW Crew: Oh, we-we almost forgot.
(They put a sign up that serves as a signal that says: 100k/h Minimum Speed Limit.)
MOW Crew: Well, I'm going back to the bar.

Note: The MOW Crew was all drunk, and the supervisor was the first one on the railroad.

OR

Jointed Rail...
Yeah, fight the power. You don't need joints to connect the rail!
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Cheers,
Joshua​

 

[K4driver]

Try this one

 

[whistlehead]

Station announcement:

*Oink-oink* The train is now departing the sty-sion.

Chris

EDIT: got another one for you.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01249/railway-lines_1249034i.jpg

 

[Klinger]

Railroads newest creation, An edible LRV