simulatortrain
jointed freaking rails
Tip it's april second time to put April Fools in the title and in the original post.
I'm glad I get off the internet April 1st I find it to be the worst day ever. Especially to those who are looking for real news. April Fools day has, while sometimes funny, lost it's touch in the last few years due to jokes going a step too far or a step not far enough. This would of been much better if there had been an actually article.
If someone had actually made an article, I would have. That's why I put the Omaha NE at the beginning.