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nbrettoner
Bret_viS
Shame on you Shane; for starting to wane, why?. There's no rain, nor pain nor gain, in feigning the lost of a post, midst mile-upon-mile of tractless permafrost.
Wherein lies the demise of the post, once proud.
Perhaps it's gone to "The Cloud", up yonder internettedly interned. Poor post.
mezzoprezzo
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... Perhaps it's gone to "The Cloud", up yonder internettedly interned. Poor post.
Just found it!
nbrettoner
Bret_viS
Up periscope! :hehe:
Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are!!:clap:
SuperSpeedMaglev
Wonderfully Old Fashioned
Its un-ignorable. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO SEE IT TO UN-IGNORE IT.
nbrettoner
Bret_viS
Where do the world's Police Force derive from?
Did you know that there is an annual sojourn to the South Pole, where the future crop of Police Officers are gathered?.
Many skilled pole-unteers venture into the wilds and heart of the Southern Antarctic to take part in the Annual Scrapings Event.
Pole-arizing into action, many hundreds converge upon the Trembling Pole (heavily disguised as the South Pole). They strip off layers
of anti~freeze clothing, ,,,, OFF THE POLE!!...revealing the poor timid~fridge~idd pole. This is the only time (each year) that it is de~ignored. :clap:
The pole~unteers swing into action (a very difficult thing to do, when you consider their clobber & fridgid atmosphere, where nobody speaks;
excepting the howling winds. Using utterly useless scraping-things they take turns around the Pole; scraping away scrapings, which they gather
& put into Thermosses filled with hot coffee. The hot coffee being poured out :mop: immediately before refilling with Pole Scrapings.
Specially~trained Pole~unteers then taking one thermos each, begin the yarduous task of pole~vaulting there way (replete with precious cargo) back north.
The thermos contents upon arrival back home are immediately emptied into deep freezers. Then when the actual new intake of Police Cadets begin,
these deep freezer Pole~Scrapings are scraped out & shaped into pole-ice-in-the-makings.
Cool, eh?.
Oh and I forgot to mention that the Specially~Trained (South Pole Express) Pole~ish Dressers are trained in, to redress Poor~Pole back into the now very fridgid Trembling~Pole, aliassed as Souff Poll.
:wave:
Did you know that there is an annual sojourn to the South Pole, where the future crop of Police Officers are gathered?.
Many skilled pole-unteers venture into the wilds and heart of the Southern Antarctic to take part in the Annual Scrapings Event.
Pole-arizing into action, many hundreds converge upon the Trembling Pole (heavily disguised as the South Pole). They strip off layers
of anti~freeze clothing, ,,,, OFF THE POLE!!...revealing the poor timid~fridge~idd pole.
This is the only time (each year) that it is de~ignored. :clap:The pole~unteers swing into action (a very difficult thing to do, when you consider their clobber & fridgid atmosphere, where nobody speaks;
excepting the howling winds. Using utterly useless scraping-things they take turns around the Pole; scraping away scrapings, which they gather
& put into Thermosses filled with hot coffee. The hot coffee being poured out :mop: immediately before refilling with Pole Scrapings.
Specially~trained Pole~unteers then taking one thermos each, begin the yarduous task of pole~vaulting there way (replete with precious cargo) back north.
The thermos contents upon arrival back home are immediately emptied into deep freezers. Then when the actual new intake of Police Cadets begin,
these deep freezer Pole~Scrapings are scraped out & shaped into pole-ice-in-the-makings.
Cool, eh?.
Oh and I forgot to mention that the Specially~Trained (South Pole Express) Pole~ish Dressers are trained in, to redress Poor~Pole back into the now very fridgid Trembling~Pole, aliassed as Souff Poll.
:wave:Being a Dumb Polack, I'm Pole-confused by the above.Oh and I forgot to mention that the Specially~Trained (South Pole Express) Pole~ish Dressers are trained in, to redress Poor~Pole back into the now very fridgid Trembling~Pole, aliassed as Souff Poll.
nbrettoner
Bret_viS
Hi Fabartus,
I'm sorry your confused but not at all surprised, as I can't understand any of what I said either!. But then, I haven't had a coffee, nor breakfast yet & it's 10.28 a.m. already. :wave:
nbrettoner
Bret_viS
At least Noel B. didn't give us a pole-litical speech!!!!!
Hi jlp1551,
Although pole~itically expoleated (for riding a~pole~loosa horse into the pole~itical chambers; at speed. Blush ),
and thus banished to the back padded~dock; for those of us less fortunate incrumbents of the TIFL* {Totally Ignored Forever, League}.
I am at times, how~some~ever, permitted (whilst simultaneously being totally ignored), to make endless jibberish 'comment'.
Stringent conditions apply, however I ignore these with Great Gus Toe (a phellow inmate).
I have herd however (I love misspelling werds. Far more fun) that a recent Pole was taken from within the inner gatherlings at said chambers.
The point of the Pole being to gather the freelings of chamber members (henceforth reffered to as POTZ*) as to the readmittance of one
back padded~dock incrumbent (me) into the chaotic realm of Kinder~Tick Central; i.e. Can Berra.
Footnote.....must wash same, before entering chamber once more.
PS..... I thought it was just the Kiwis who were inquisitive..."Why Kick a Moo Kow? Why at Ah? it doesn't Mattamatta, but Morrinsville...etc).
I wonder; can Berra??.
POTZ* ? = Pole~itically Opportunist Troublesome Zzzzzzz....no, I won't say it. Untrue & unkind. Sometimes.
Maybe we should have a pole here!.
What?.....There is!??, here?. Gee sorry. I hadn't noticed.
:hehe: :wave:Another Pole this time driving the bus.
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nbrettoner
Bret_viS
Noel.B.
You sure you aren't a pole-litician? Lots of words, not much comprehension!!!!!:hehe:
Hi jlp1551,
Although probably not politically correct, I just want to be pole itical. So, I guess, yes I am one. Definitely diverse non-comprehendible, with maple syrup. :hehe:
:wave:Signpost (Hungry now ?)
Hopefully with Swiss cheese please!! I'd go for that!!:hehe: