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[Klinger]

As far as I can tell, via research and looking at several other pictures of the line, I do not believe this is photoshop

So, write a caption to go with it

 

[Iced8383]

Engineer: The trip is normal so far, prepare for the smoothest ride of you're life up ahead...
Passenger 1: (Bumpy Voice) Thiiiiis iissn't smoooooth, thiiis iiiiis buuuumpy!

 

[Bulldog1653]

"WHO THE HELL LAID THESE TRACKS????????????????????"

 

[jadebullet]

"WHO THE HELL LAID THESE TRACKS????????????????????"

Probably the same people who laid these ones.

 

[zuluking]

I am all shooook up

 

[leeferr]

It sure is hard to nap on this train.

 

[SuperFudd]

WOW! That was some wind last night!

 

[American_Connections]

Humor

Auran anounces the new Trainz 2014, beta version.

 

[illinoiscentral]

President: 'Franky, we're outta money. You'll have to stop construction.
Franky the Foreman: "The hell if I will! Greg, get laying them tracks, one way or another.
Greg the Tracklayer: "Well, I couldn't afford joints so we just kinda laid them sideways so that should hold it together."
President: "What the hell is this?
Track Foreman: 'It be a railroad"
President: Hmm, I'll be shutting down the customer service dept."
Foreman: Why!
President: Are you blind? Look at that. I've seen better on CSX!":hehe:

Woody

 

[Buffalo_trains93]

President: 'Franky, we're outta money. You'll have to stop construction.
Franky the Foreman: "The hell if I will! Greg, get laying them tracks, one way or another.
Greg the Tracklayer: "Well, I couldn't afford joints so we just kinda laid them sideways so that should hold it together."
President: "What the hell is this?
Track Foreman: 'It be a railroad"
President: Hmm, I'll be shutting down the customer service dept."
Foreman: Why!
President: Are you blind? Look at that. I've seen better on CSX!":hehe:

Woody

:hehe: I think Woody win's this.

Ryan:wave:

 

[NIARTcar]

straight tracks are for suckers

 

[Euphod]

Voiceover: "North German Rail, when only the finest in violently lurching from side to side will do..."

 

[Stationbeem]

1st Engineer."When was the last safety inspection?"
2nd Engineer."Last safety inspection dated 6th Nov 1913."
1st Engineer."Not due for another six months then"

 

[motorbreath]

I jUss PutTa haNd obeR 1 eYe iNnit loOksh fIne! *HiCcup* GiMmEe nuThEr bEer...

 

[Truemac]

Are we allowed to photoshop?

 

[Relick]

Standard NZR

Look just a standard stretch of New Zealand Railways. You know the kind of track that take 3 hours for a 3 mile trip..

 

[brickbuilder711]

Never ride a train in which the tracks are perfectly aligned --

(I got this idea at my BBQ place (Never eat BBQ in a place where the chairs match))

You'd probably get it...

 

[RooRocz]

Heard on Bloomberg:

In other news, the German national railway, Deutsche Bahn AG, has been acquired wholesale by the American conglomerate CSX Corporation.
CSX Chairman Michael J. Ward put standard CSX operating procedure in effect immidiately, including standard track maintance routines.

 

[big_b]

Just like the Australian Zig Zag.

Now we just wait for the Tourists !


Dave

 

[SeanW]

A Trainz user tries to migrate his route to a later version ...