This reminds me of a song from Monty Python's Flying Circus;
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees,
I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
(Just a note, it gets progressively weirder towards the end, though such is the case with most things Monty Python)
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Kieran.
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