Hey Everybody!
Here's a Thanksgiving Story for you:
A young man received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary.
Every word out of the parrot's mouth was rude and laced with profanity. The man attempted
to change the bird's attitude by using only polite words and playing soft music, but to no avail.
Finally the man was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. He shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and more rude. In desperation, the man grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer!
For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed....and then suddenly there was total silence. Fearing that he had hurt the bird, the man quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior."
The man was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude and was about to ask the parrot what had caused such a dramatic adjustment in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what it was the Turkey did?"
Happy Thanksgiving to All!