And the ugliest engine of the year award goes to...

thank god i'm not the only one in this...

Look guys, as much i want to go on about this (i've been building up a stockpile of ammo for 17 years:D) but there's no point in this. Britain has different railway practices than us, to the point that comparison is next to impossible. Britain is (comparitavely) a small nation on an island with relatively short hauls. the trains don't need to be a mile or more long. The cities are fairly close, and even the longest runs (i'll go out on a limb and say its the run from London to Glasgow, i don't know for sure) Can be made in pretty much a day. Remember the Night Mail?

In america, we are a failry large nation with far-spread cities and long distances to cover. Trains have to be long, so we can carry enough goods to cover the end costumers until the next train arrives. I'm sure if you did the math that even though the trains are longer and distances longer, the runs are doing relatively the same work.

This also affects the type or engines we both use. In britian, short hauls and easy grades (in comparison to mountain grades in america and elsewhere) didn't need anything bigger than a 4-6-2 for passenger work and a 2-8-0 for freight work. here 2-8-0s and 2-6-0s were branchline engines by the 1910's and 20's, in Britain they were still well suited for mainline work and continued in that form until the end of steam. 0-6-0s and 0-8-0s, here quickly relegated to yard work, worked mainline trains late in the game.

Again, the differences in distances between places affected our engines. We needed bigger steam locomotives and diesels, like 2-8-2s, 2-8-4s, 2-10-2s, Mallets, etc. and diesels like the DDA40X and the SD-45. Sure, they may not have the same stylish, swoopy curves of british designs, but here we didn't care so much about astethics as the engine being able to get her job done by herself. There's nothing wrong with streamlining, and i understand, with the railways being in such a public light, the need to make them stylish and flashy.

And i've never said i don't like steam from Britain. I love the Ivatt 2-6-0s, i love the 9Fs and 8Fs, the Royal Scots are beautiful, as are the Bullied West Country/Battle of Britain class 4-6-2s. and their are many american steam designs i dislike. search "GTW 4-8-2" on RR Pictures.net, and you'll see some american ugly.

I don't want to have fighting in here. I hate this rivaly that's been going on the forums recently. Maybe we can just agree to disagree.
 
well,I am not sure if it is wise to talk about the way the trains were made,like for instance,a s160 class 2-8-0 that we made in the US that was loaned to other countries for the war effort,sure these steam engines had some design flaws,but like sawer811 said,they can get the job done!
 
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Correction Screw all American trains
They are just Pug ugly and don't move a CM for 4 hours:D

Try again next time Bud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaS4peMB_l8&feature=related

D&RGW coal drag doing a whole lot more than .25 centimeters per hour. :D

Firstly, I don't see you brits even putting Four units on the head of a train, and secondly, those 4-bay hoppers are a bit bigger - And heavier - than your silly little 4 wheel plank wagons.


You guys all need to do this thing called 'researching' before you post blether like this.



And one other thing - Gotta love them Tunnel Motor SD40T-2s... :p
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT4wT_9cH9M&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

That sure is slow- and it's not like we can run trilevel autoracks. :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ei92lg5WU&feature=related

Another "slow" train, with at least 5x as many cars as one of your midget trains...

And again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaJBCsktsuY&feature=related

That's not power, apparently. And yes, it does slow down. That's for a crossover. You let me know when your trains can cross one at the mythical 120mph you apparently run freights at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGgeUG6BZHU&feature=related

I'd quit posting them by now but Chessie and others are just too cool.

One more for good measure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDvd61bzCgc

And yeah, if you want, I'll post some from today. I just prefer fallen flags to today's class 1's. They actually do run the same speeds.

Might as well go ahead and show that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLgdCMSrvfc

(If you want to try to make a deal out of that prison car BS, I'll gladly direct you to the blog where I handled that already.)

Edit: an example of steam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0R9PkVB244
 
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Lol

There's the ol' MGTrainz one-two with an extra upper cut at the end!

In the mean time, I looked a bit further into our little problem here. Perhaps legolistic was a bit out of line putting "screw" and "Mallard" and, for a little extra festering of anger "Big Boy FTW" in the same context. But, as possibly one of the biggest Big Boy fans, it killed me inside to hear someone (you know who you are) say that they were sick to see one. I mean, I will admit that they certainly are not the prettiest engines, so I don't mind seeing it here. We can have a little laugh about it and move on. But screw it too? Really?

Besides, Sawyer is right. This is not the time and place for this. The arguement has come up before, and is really quite pointless. Different countries have different needs, and therefore have different designs of engines. For everyone's sake, let's keep this at least moderately friendly. As I've heard said, we are all friends here...


But if there is another harsh word about Big Boys around here, the person to post maybe subject to not-so-hateful-nor-threatening-yet-somewhat-distasteful posts and/or PM's from me. ;)
 
Come off it

Don't even start...Just because every freight engine isn't streamlined and striped up like a damn speedster doesn't mean they're ugly. You guys care about how flashy the engine looks...we care about what really matters; pulling power. In a book i've read, it says many of your pacifics were meant to haul 600 ton trains. Ours regulary top 2000+. And the Big Boy can eat your 9Fs, your one-off Beyer Garratts, your stainer 8Fs, all for breakfast and then spit out the steel frames. She can hustle a 5 Mile freight train up the grade or Sherman Hill and over the top without a helper. Your 9Fs couldn't even Start a train like that. All you guys seem to care about is making them look nice, from my bystander's point of view. I'm not going to lie, the Flying Scotsman, the Duchesses, many of your engines look nice. It just they're hampered by a pansy loading guage. Our engines may not look nice, but they get the job done, and in the end, that's all that matters.
Come off it. The BR 9F's can chew up your pathetic little UP Big boy and poo it out on the other side.:p

uracco
 
No point

Try again next time Bud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaS4peMB_l8&feature=related

D&RGW coal drag doing a whole lot more than .25 centimeters per hour. :D

Firstly, I don't see you brits even putting Four units on the head of a train, and secondly, those 4-bay hoppers are a bit bigger - And heavier - than your silly little 4 wheel plank wagons.


You guys all need to do this thing called 'researching' before you post blether like this.



And one other thing - Gotta love them Tunnel Motor SD40T-2s... :p

Don't even think about insulting british engineering. We don't need to put 4 units at the head because don't weigh 10 billion million trillion tons, and we don't need 3 other back up units, which would add another billion tons to the cargo
 
Actually those silly little 4 wheel Plank Wagons are pretty cool looking to run in Trainz. I think they are now outlawed in the UK, as a receint YouTube freight train video showed much more modern heavy duty railcars. I think Britian has changed much, and does not resemble Thomas the Tank Engne type trains anymore. Also I don't believe that Britian has the steep topography that some 1000 mile long RR lines in the US have to conquer.

To us in the US ... British trains are only ugly ... as we are used to viewing ugly US trains. The Big Boy is not pretty locomotive ... she looks like a rugged beast ... an unsteamlined behemoth with jagged piping and irregular jutting shapes ... but that is what we in the US are used to, and we think that looks rugged and manly.

B&O Camelback
winans.jpg
You can keep the "Duck" (Buddy Hackett once said)

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x48eim_rat-race-theatrical-trailer_shortfilms <--- had a train scene in it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41imMO7XpFg&feature=related <-- Unrelated ... If you don't laugh at this ... you don't have a pulse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZW8d7C71o&feature=related Hates MSTS
 
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uracco..

I think you should calm down a little. You could be heading for a ban. You have only been a member for less than a month. This thread is to be taken light heartedly. It's just a bit of fun, not an excuse to cause disruptions on the forums. As has been stated already in this thread each country has it's own requirements for passenger and freight haulage. I think that the UP Big boy may not be pleasing to the eye, but it is a great feat of engineering.
I am not a great lover of US locomotives but I do like the early Steam loco's from the early years when they used to spew out great clouds of black smoke.
Some of our loco's can be ugly to me, but that is my opinion.
Just settle down and enjoy the fun side of this thread and don't take offence to what our US cousin's say.
To me it is fun to take the mickey out of each others loco's and jest about things. Don't be so serious or as I have stated earlier you could risk a ban.
 
Thank you, stationbeem, that's what i was trying to explain. I started this to make a joke about the hideous paint schemes that the Rio Grande K-series engines have had to suffer through over the years, not to get into a fight about whose engines are better. let's just all calm down and have a good joke at the expense of the girl in the first pic. :hehe:

Oh and Cascade, those pics are funny. I like the third video the best..."Pray that steiner hasn't installed Vista yet, or it will be TRS for all of us." :hehe: :hehe: As if TRS is that bad. But its the whole thought of Hitler creating a route for MSTS. He rants on the errors (which i remember from my three days of trying to use the route creator...i went back to running trains and never tried it again) but what really takes the cake is;

"Now, all i want to do, is couple Thomas to Annie and Clairable and climb the grade to Bluefield in style."

:hehe: :o Don't we all.
 
Come off it. The BR 9F's can chew up your pathetic little UP Big boy and poo it out on the other side.:p

uracco

I like how he adds a smile and a wink to that, unless of course he is joking. In which case...
:hehe: LOLOLOL 9F eating chewing up a Big Boy... good one!

Did you not read my last post about Big Boys?
I would send distasteful PM's as stated, but since I try to be a good guy and I respect others on the forums... I obviously won't, and I'll just take the punches. Not going to let myself be pushed around by the newbies. :hehe:

Let's not be hatin'.
 
Don't even think about insulting british engineering. We don't need to put 4 units at the head because don't weigh 10 billion million trillion tons, and we don't need 3 other back up units, which would add another billion tons to the cargo

Exaggeration only works when you know how to use it cunningly... :o Also, nouns are fairly important in sentences, arguments tend to disappear and become jokes without them.

Running long, heavy trains is more efficient; obviously that's desirable, so we do it. If you think they're for backup, you're dead wrong. You try taking a train up some of our grades with one unit and the other three turned off, as you imply. You won't be laughing as you roll back down. There's this awesome new phenomenon going on that people sometimes do, it's called research, and it produces things like that 3 SD40T-2s only add 540 tons dead-in-tow, which would only happen in a power move anyway.

Come off it. The BR 9F's can chew up your pathetic little UP Big boy and poo it out on the other side.:p

uracco

Yep... Another of these stupid arrogant comments with no evidence (assuming it existed)

I'd post some specs, but I know you'd be like O LOK 10 TIME MOR TARCTIV EFORT FRO BIG BOY? DAT MEEN 9F BETR

By the way... I'd watch out for the sig police.
 
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Now now. What'd I say about calming down and having a bit of fun...

By the way... I'd watch out for the sig police.

OH S..(my goodness)! Yes, please do look into that.

I personally don't like British stuff myself, but still had a liking for certain engines, such as the A3, A4... even the 9F. Plus, I had a particular liking for the Deltic. As of late, I myself have lost almost all respect for them. I sure do hope you're happy.

Now, let's all just cool the jets, post some pictures, have some laughs, and move on with life...

Please. For everyone's sake.
 
Big Boy Smasher

Exaggeration only works when you know how to use it cunningly... :o Also, nouns are fairly important in sentences, arguments tend to disappear and become jokes without them.

Running long, heavy trains is more efficient; obviously that's desirable, so we do it. If you think they're for backup, you're dead wrong. You try taking a train up some of our grades with one unit and the other three turned off, as you imply. You won't be laughing as you roll back down. There's this awesome new phenomenon going on that people sometimes do, it's called research, and it produces things like that 3 SD40T-2s only add 540 tons dead-in-tow, which would only happen in a power move anyway.



Yep... Another of these stupid arrogant comments with no evidence (assuming it existed)

I'd post some specs, but I know you'd be like O LOK 10 TIME MOR TARCTIV EFORT FRO BIG BOY? DAT MEEN 9F BETR

By the way... I'd watch out for the sig police.

In case you didn't know, there is this thing called 'research'. If you did some, you would realise that your UP Big Boy goes at a pitiful 67mph and our 9Fs go at a stunning 82mph.:p :p :p

P.S We drove a Big Boy into the sea on TRS2006
 
In case you didn't know, there is this thing called 'research'. If you did some, you would realise that your UP Big Boy goes at a pitiful 67mph and our 9Fs go at a stunning 82mph.:p :p :p

P.S We drove a Big Boy into the sea on TRS2006

And in case YOU didn't know, this kind of pointless argument is entirely unwelcome here, and could quite easily get you banned.

Different people have their opinions, and there's no point in arguing over them.
 
Folks, lets calm down a bit.

Citizens of each country view their railways differently to some of those from other countries. Its a matter (as pointed out) of opinion.

I'm not a big fan of Japanese high speed bullet trains, but I respect them because they are fast enough and efficient enough to get the job done.

I don't go around saying that Eurostar high speed trains or British HST's could eat the Bullet train up and "deposit" it back out half digested.

Please, I've lost enough faith in human kind. Please act as if you are civilized and have some sense of dignity.
 
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