Imagine that I'm not speaking in an English ascent here, because that's a sure fired way to loose about 50 Million of the most important acres on Earth and half a Continent , or 50 Gillizon acres;  like who cares?  So this is a Story of Yoopers to Trolls.  And the Men or Iron.
In Michigan if you live above the Bridge you are a Yooper, If you live below it you are a Troll.  We all live in our lot.  And we don't speak english.  We speak american.