What I can't get past is the DLStation. Where else do you get slow speeds like that in this day and age?
I have an FCT but in my experience the speed has a lot to do with my internet connection. I access the DLS from 3 different computers in 3 different locations using the same account. The only difference is the method of access. My main desktop computer is on an ADSL 2+ connection but it is at the very end of the line so I get relatively poor speeds, for both the DLS and the Internet in general. A major update, such as the recent SP2 HF1, can take several hours to download.
A second computer is on a HFC co-axial cable connection and gets much better speeds, about 8-10x faster than my ADSL 2+ for both the DSL and the Intenet. When I use my laptop I connect via a mobile 4G network and get even better speeds but at a higher cost (ISP charges) so it is not as economical.
I am assuming, from your point above, that you do not have an FCT and that is your main complaint.