So this Hopper Crashes into a Bar named 'DeRailed'.

http://media.pennlive.com/nation-world/photo/derailed-0cf802e15c119e6c.jpg

http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-co...een-Shot-2016-08-09-at-10.12.10-AM.png?bcd327

Three strings were walking along and decided to go into a bar ... They all got kicked out ... One string said: "I know how to get in" ... So he tazzles his string hair up into a frazzled mess, and twists himself into a twisted shape ... when the bartender saw him he said: "Wait ... Are you a string ... I just kicked 3 strings outa' here" ? The string said: "No ... I'm a Frayed Knot" !

Three hoppers decide to go into a bar ... Ahhh Forget it !

Sign in a bar: "We don't serve Miners" ... That's a bit highly discriminatory ! What about lumberjacks ?
 
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