Happy Easter!!!

I got the resurrection of Christ ... which is symbolized by hollow chocolate bunnies, Easter baskets stuffed with cellophane straw, jelly beans, and Easter egg rolls on the White House lawn

I got a free $400 ham shank at Shoprite (spend $400 ... get 12 lb ham fwee) ... hahm-ah-na ... hahm-ah-na ... hahm-ah-na ... hahm-ah-na ... hahm ... nom ... nom ... nom !

Eas·ter
ˈēstər/
noun
noun: Easter; plural noun: Easters

The most important and oldest festival of the Christian Church, celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ and held (in the Western Church) between March 21 and April 25, on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the northern spring equinox.
the period in which Easter occurs, especially the weekend from Good Friday to Easter Monday.

Origin
Old English ēastre ; of Germanic origin and related to German Ostern and east. According to Bede the word is derived from Ēastre, the name of a goddess associated with spring.
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in the New Testament, Jesus, whom Christians believe to be the Son of God as well as the Messiah, was arrested, tried, and sentenced by Pontius Pilate to be scourged (tortured), and finally crucified on a cross (which was the means of hanging up prisoners of the Roman empire, and letting them die by nailing them to a cross, and watching them die from wounds from blood loss, and hypothermia) (Brutally brutal Romans, wearn't they).
 
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The Ethernet Bunny will get you !

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