Captions Contest

[freightcar2]

one more from me

"Hey, why is everything tilted instead of...aaah...I am gonna be sick!"

Huston: T-Minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2
Container A: Heuston. Failed countdown. No go.
Container B: Can I finally stop staring at the ground?!?!
Container A: Sure. Shut your eyes.
Container B: Mommmmmmyyyyyy:'(

 

[freightcar2]

"So this what Doc ment by turn right to go left...or am I turning left to go right? I have no clue!"

 

[RooRocz]

one more from me

Passengers in the dining car be aware that banking trains may result in spillage of tea.

 

[Iced8383]

Passengers in the dining car be aware that banking trains may result in spillage of tea.

Correction: Passengers, please be aware that trains banking the wrong way may cause the spillage of tea (i prefer coffee.).

 

[Steveo241]

Come up with one for this!

 

[PVincent342]

BN : Hey!

SF: What?

BN: You took my cars

SF: Oh no! (reverses at high speed)
........

 

[Iced8383]

Come up with one for this!

Darn.

That happens to many times now.

Can't someone fix it before the train hits me?

 

[freightcar2]

*blasts horn*

Car in foreground: Hey! This is going to be a bad ending.
Green car on crossing: So who cares? I always wanted to know what getting crushed was like. :hehe:

 

[Steveo241]

Thats a good one

 

[freightcar2]

Thanks :wave:

 

[muniman]

Come up with one for this!

(Car driver speaking) Dang, I knew I should have filled up on gas this morning...Hey, what are those bright lights over there? They look like they're coming closer...

 

[Jshaw]

one more from me

Why NSE is now long gone.

Thank god, they never used to clean the trains, crap everywhere.

 

[freightcar2]

I would like to see a caption for this one

*An R46 is out of service at the station*

Security Guard: Hey, you people! Why are you standing there like that? Don't you know that this train is out of service? That's right! The Train will be pulling into the tailtracks! You don't want it to pull out of the station and have you lose your balance and fall onto the tracks?
People: So what? The route designer (that would be freightcar2) never placed a third rail in the first place!

 

[Steveo241]

I would like to see a caption for this one

*An R46 is out of service at the station*

Security Guard: Hey, you people! Why are you standing there like that? Don't you know that this train is out of service? That's right! The Train will be pulling into the tailtracks! You don't want it to pull out of the station and have you lose your balance and fall onto the tracks?
People: So what? The route designer (that would be freightcar2) never placed a third rail in the first place!

PA System: Please Stand on the Yellow Line Until Your Train Arrives. If you are caught not standing on the yellow line, you will be taken hostage...muahahaha!

 

[freightcar2]

PA System: Please Stand on the Yellow Line Until Your Train Arrives. If you are caught not standing on the yellow line, you will be taken hostage...muahahaha!

:hehe: :hehe: LOL Thats better than mine.

 

[freightcar2]

 

[Iced8383]

Driver: Wow, it's quite a view from up here!
Passenger: You idiot! We have crashed!!
Driver: I don't really care.
Passenger: Say, We've derailed. How come we aren't falling down the mountain?
Driver: I don't know.
One hour later:
*train falls off side of mountain*
Driver: aah, what a nice view.
Passenger: We are going to crash!!! I want my mommy!!
*train crashes*

And here's another:

Driver: Whee!!!!!!
Passenger: Hey, why are we in midair?
Driver: I don't know. Last thing i remember is this train making a tunnel in the mountain.

Iced8383

 

[hpoznanski]

Cool! 1994!

 

[Iced8383]

Worst year of my life...

 

[Iced8383]

Honey, i told you to take a right there!!