The 50 Funniest Town Slogans in the U.S.

[jordon412]

So I was looking around on Yahoo's homepage and I found an article that listed the 50 funniest town slogans in the U.S. Naturally, some of them are pretty funny, unusual, and appropriate for their town. It's related a little bit to Trainz, so I figured that the content in the article made it worth posting on the Forums.
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/crazy-capitals-birthplaces-and-americas-50-122784405242.html