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Merry Christmas ? RIP Gus the Chihuahua
With the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt for unwanted/unneeded Pacific Rim, Asian gifts for all, in full swing ... the multiple different US postal trucks were roaring around the neighborhood even before the sun even came up. Multiple UPS, and FedEx trucks galore delivering surprise next day air gifts, to totally undeserving relatives, and their spoiled rotten brat children ... You would think ... that people would not let there pets outside to run freely to poop all over their neighbors yard ... With all the hustle, bustle, and hubbub of traffic with people rushing around town, burning up gasoline, frantically buying wasteful gifts ... And if you knew your dog liked to chase the UPS truck, everyday, awww how cute that is ... Why on earth would you let the dog outside to roam outside freely, to poop on the neighbors yard in the down pouring rain ?
Well the speeding UPS truck locked up its brakes and skidded, with all its packages slamming violently towards the cab ... "Gus" the Chihuahua Dog, squeeshed totally flat right in the wet road ... Stupid owners ... Merry Christmas !
Hope all those gifts satisfy (hope you choke on) your voracious greedy appetite for the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt, for unwanted/unneeded Pacific Rim, Asian BS gifts.
I always house sat for that damned dog when the owners went away ... I never did like that dog all that much, as he always hid under the bed for 5 days, and would not eat, until his owners returned from vacations away ... But these people are totally stupid ... wasted 7.8 million on 4 properties in Ocean City NJ, which they lost to foreclosure ... walk away now.
He is a college graduate, with a degree in Engineering, works for the leading US aerospace DOD engineering firm ... someone calls him on the telephone and states they are going to turn off his restaurant gas if he doesn't Green Card pay them $1700 ... so what's he do ? Runs right out at lunchtime to the local Walgreens and wires the $1700 off to a scammer in Somalia ! The next day the same Chad scammers call back and ask for more money, I think he paid them again ! Merry Chistmas !
Left his diamond encrusted ring, and $1700 laptop in full view in his pristine high end car, in a crime ridden neighborhood ... has a car key fob that he keeps in is pocket (that he continually notices that the car trunk pops open every time he bends over, and he knows it does it all the each and every time) ! He comes outside and say's "Hey Dude, Where's my car" ? Gone, and found stripped 10 blocks away, and all his thousands of dollars of tools, jewelry, and electronics ... GONE ! Merry Christmas !
Just goes to prove that you don't need to be all that smart to be a college graduate, with a degree in engineering, working at the leading US aerospace DOD company ... You just have to be totally dumb !
Watt a Dim Bulb he is, a real 14watt candelabra type !
He says doesn't want any of that BS virtual Trainz ... Wants a real HO model train set ... Still has no trains ... nor any money ... now has no dog, cause his dog is now flat, all rundid' over by a speeding UPS truck ... Merry Christmas !
My GF says where's the car keys, wheres my purse, wheres my wallet ... They are in your purse that is hanging around your neck, that is swinging on your hip, you Dummie. She lost my cell phone (4 times this year), and locked the keys in the car, and I left her purse on the Wallmart checkout conveyor belt, and misplaced 2 huge gift bags in Macy's changing room, trying on clothes, with hundreds of dollars of jewelry in the 2 bags, lost an envelope with two $50 bills in it ... somebody needs to follow these people around, all the time, and pick up all their lost belongings, as they drop them.
Someone stole $20,000 dollars of Christmas gifts for needy chilrens' from the Police Precinct ... How nice of them to do so ... they also ransacked the police bathroom and swiped all the toilets ... the police say they have nothing to go on !
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The UPS drivers supervisor came to visit the owners of the dog, to express condolences ... something he has never had to do in his career, and to check if the driver could have prevented the pre-Christmas dog flattening incident. He always chased trucks and cars, and always was lucky when he always darted in front of all the the many vehicles ... not this time ... RIP "Gus" the fearless Chihauhua
With the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt for unwanted/unneeded Pacific Rim, Asian gifts for all, in full swing ... the multiple different US postal trucks were roaring around the neighborhood even before the sun even came up. Multiple UPS, and FedEx trucks galore delivering surprise next day air gifts, to totally undeserving relatives, and their spoiled rotten brat children ... You would think ... that people would not let there pets outside to run freely to poop all over their neighbors yard ... With all the hustle, bustle, and hubbub of traffic with people rushing around town, burning up gasoline, frantically buying wasteful gifts ... And if you knew your dog liked to chase the UPS truck, everyday, awww how cute that is ... Why on earth would you let the dog outside to roam outside freely, to poop on the neighbors yard in the down pouring rain ?
Well the speeding UPS truck locked up its brakes and skidded, with all its packages slamming violently towards the cab ... "Gus" the Chihuahua Dog, squeeshed totally flat right in the wet road ... Stupid owners ... Merry Christmas !
Hope all those gifts satisfy (hope you choke on) your voracious greedy appetite for the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt, for unwanted/unneeded Pacific Rim, Asian BS gifts.
I always house sat for that damned dog when the owners went away ... I never did like that dog all that much, as he always hid under the bed for 5 days, and would not eat, until his owners returned from vacations away ... But these people are totally stupid ... wasted 7.8 million on 4 properties in Ocean City NJ, which they lost to foreclosure ... walk away now.
He is a college graduate, with a degree in Engineering, works for the leading US aerospace DOD engineering firm ... someone calls him on the telephone and states they are going to turn off his restaurant gas if he doesn't Green Card pay them $1700 ... so what's he do ? Runs right out at lunchtime to the local Walgreens and wires the $1700 off to a scammer in Somalia ! The next day the same Chad scammers call back and ask for more money, I think he paid them again ! Merry Chistmas !
Left his diamond encrusted ring, and $1700 laptop in full view in his pristine high end car, in a crime ridden neighborhood ... has a car key fob that he keeps in is pocket (that he continually notices that the car trunk pops open every time he bends over, and he knows it does it all the each and every time) ! He comes outside and say's "Hey Dude, Where's my car" ? Gone, and found stripped 10 blocks away, and all his thousands of dollars of tools, jewelry, and electronics ... GONE ! Merry Christmas !
Just goes to prove that you don't need to be all that smart to be a college graduate, with a degree in engineering, working at the leading US aerospace DOD company ... You just have to be totally dumb !
Watt a Dim Bulb he is, a real 14watt candelabra type !
He says doesn't want any of that BS virtual Trainz ... Wants a real HO model train set ... Still has no trains ... nor any money ... now has no dog, cause his dog is now flat, all rundid' over by a speeding UPS truck ... Merry Christmas !
My GF says where's the car keys, wheres my purse, wheres my wallet ... They are in your purse that is hanging around your neck, that is swinging on your hip, you Dummie. She lost my cell phone (4 times this year), and locked the keys in the car, and I left her purse on the Wallmart checkout conveyor belt, and misplaced 2 huge gift bags in Macy's changing room, trying on clothes, with hundreds of dollars of jewelry in the 2 bags, lost an envelope with two $50 bills in it ... somebody needs to follow these people around, all the time, and pick up all their lost belongings, as they drop them.
Someone stole $20,000 dollars of Christmas gifts for needy chilrens' from the Police Precinct ... How nice of them to do so ... they also ransacked the police bathroom and swiped all the toilets ... the police say they have nothing to go on !
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The UPS drivers supervisor came to visit the owners of the dog, to express condolences ... something he has never had to do in his career, and to check if the driver could have prevented the pre-Christmas dog flattening incident. He always chased trucks and cars, and always was lucky when he always darted in front of all the the many vehicles ... not this time ... RIP "Gus" the fearless Chihauhua
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