OK, here's the thing. Any smart person here is going to see this thread and moan. This has been done before, quite by accident, and now you post this s*** and only bad things will go done. Save yourself and leave, but then again if this is your idea of a legitimate thread, people will turn on you in a heartbeat. You want to start a flame war? Fine, but keep it as far away as possible from here.
Mods, remove this rubbish pronto.