Gary_Evans
Still plays with Trainz
Following a sugestion by Ed Wells (Euphod), I am starting a thread for railroad humor. Feel free to contribute.
I will start the thread with some squawk sheet classics. Squawk sheets are the notes train crews leave to inform shop crews what is in need of repairs. These were posted previously in the screen shots section but I am putting them here for those who might have missed the earlier posting.
(Train crew) Dynamic brakes don't work at any speed.
(Shop crew) This locomotive is not equipped with dynamic brakes.
(Train crew) Something loose in cab.
(Shop crew) Something tightened in cab.
(Train crew) Evidence of leak in crankcase.
(Shop crew) Evidence removed.
(Train crew) Alternator volume unbelievably loud.
(Shop crew) Volume set to more believable level.
(Train crew) Locomotive dances up and down when brake applied at 89MPH.
(Shop crew) Could not reproduce problem in enginehouse.
(Train crew) Dead bugs on windshield.
(Shop crew) Live bugs on order.
(Train crew) Parking brake causes throttle lever to stick.
(Shop crew) That's what its there for.
(Train crew) Engine missing.
(Shop crew) Engine found under hood after brief search.
(Train crew) Locomotive handles funny.
(Shop crew) Locomotive given verbal warning to be serious.
(Train crew) Radio hums.
(Shop crew) Reprogrammed radio with the words.
(Train crew) The tiolet on this engine doesn't work.
(Shop crew) Pee Yew. It sure didn't work.
I will start the thread with some squawk sheet classics. Squawk sheets are the notes train crews leave to inform shop crews what is in need of repairs. These were posted previously in the screen shots section but I am putting them here for those who might have missed the earlier posting.
(Train crew) Dynamic brakes don't work at any speed.
(Shop crew) This locomotive is not equipped with dynamic brakes.
(Train crew) Something loose in cab.
(Shop crew) Something tightened in cab.
(Train crew) Evidence of leak in crankcase.
(Shop crew) Evidence removed.
(Train crew) Alternator volume unbelievably loud.
(Shop crew) Volume set to more believable level.
(Train crew) Locomotive dances up and down when brake applied at 89MPH.
(Shop crew) Could not reproduce problem in enginehouse.
(Train crew) Dead bugs on windshield.
(Shop crew) Live bugs on order.
(Train crew) Parking brake causes throttle lever to stick.
(Shop crew) That's what its there for.
(Train crew) Engine missing.
(Shop crew) Engine found under hood after brief search.
(Train crew) Locomotive handles funny.
(Shop crew) Locomotive given verbal warning to be serious.
(Train crew) Radio hums.
(Shop crew) Reprogrammed radio with the words.
(Train crew) The tiolet on this engine doesn't work.
(Shop crew) Pee Yew. It sure didn't work.