cascaderailroad
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Make sure you don't stand in the gauge, nor close enough to tracks that you or your clothing might get grabbed a hold of by unexpected moving equipment.
See Min 1;12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwO-IWorGv4
Make sure that you wear a totally reliable durable leather belt, and have yer' pants are hitched up way high (mid torso), to ensure that you don't have an unexpected total wardrobe failure, (which can prove to be a totally lifelong embarrassing situation that you will never live down, if you happen to not be wearing any under wear). To be totally safe, add suspenders to the below ens-amble.
Long grubby filthy baggy pants are recommended, as opposed to fugly shorts. As when wearing white or especially black sox, and you have scabby bug bitten, pearly white untanned legs, you might feel nice and cool, but you will look like a total dork !
Make sure that you wear approved safety glass eye protection.
Make sure that you have at minimum 2 to 3 different Hasselblad 4x5 format camera's, and plenty of 4x5 roll film, or SD cards.
Do not pick up or touch dirty RR debris, as yer' hands will become unknowingly filthy, for if you subconsciously touch yer' face, and you later go into a resturaunt, people will know you either been hanging down round the RR tracks, or are a RR bum.
Hair gel is a must, so that yer' hair doesn't get all mussed' up by passing speeding trains ... and too, the local, corn fed ugly, town chicks really dig a guy with a cool radical dew, especially when combed straight up way high, that makes you look like a Hog ridin' road rebel, like James Dean, that has been riding a Harley at high speed, against the wind.
If in doubt, dress like the Fondz, and always carry a comb !
Don't be a Potsie of a Ralph Malpf
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/pho...happy-days-23357183-450-302.jpg?1401820793353
Can't find a job, can't understand why: http://www.fosilfueled.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fonzie_hates_you_019_12132013.jpg
(there is an easter egg in his noze ... zoom in 400%)
See Min 1;12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwO-IWorGv4
Make sure that you wear a totally reliable durable leather belt, and have yer' pants are hitched up way high (mid torso), to ensure that you don't have an unexpected total wardrobe failure, (which can prove to be a totally lifelong embarrassing situation that you will never live down, if you happen to not be wearing any under wear). To be totally safe, add suspenders to the below ens-amble.
Long grubby filthy baggy pants are recommended, as opposed to fugly shorts. As when wearing white or especially black sox, and you have scabby bug bitten, pearly white untanned legs, you might feel nice and cool, but you will look like a total dork !
Make sure that you wear approved safety glass eye protection.
Make sure that you have at minimum 2 to 3 different Hasselblad 4x5 format camera's, and plenty of 4x5 roll film, or SD cards.
Do not pick up or touch dirty RR debris, as yer' hands will become unknowingly filthy, for if you subconsciously touch yer' face, and you later go into a resturaunt, people will know you either been hanging down round the RR tracks, or are a RR bum.
Hair gel is a must, so that yer' hair doesn't get all mussed' up by passing speeding trains ... and too, the local, corn fed ugly, town chicks really dig a guy with a cool radical dew, especially when combed straight up way high, that makes you look like a Hog ridin' road rebel, like James Dean, that has been riding a Harley at high speed, against the wind.

If in doubt, dress like the Fondz, and always carry a comb !
Don't be a Potsie of a Ralph Malpf
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/pho...happy-days-23357183-450-302.jpg?1401820793353
Can't find a job, can't understand why: http://www.fosilfueled.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fonzie_hates_you_019_12132013.jpg
(there is an easter egg in his noze ... zoom in 400%)
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