cascaderailroad
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The neighbors across the street (glacier) had a cordoroy rocker armchair a setiin' out in the trash ... Of course I trashpicked it ... and put it in my garage.
The next year an indentical cordoroy armchair appeared on my other neighbors sidewalk for trash pickup ... Of course I trashpicked that too ... and put it next to the other one in my garage.
The neighbors Dawg hardly ever pee'd on the bottom skirt of the armchair ... and I figer'd that since it aired out in the frozen garage for 2 winters ... all it needed was a shot of Fabreeze ... The two most comfortable chairs in the house ... and it hardly even smells like Dawg pee at all !
I'm a movin' my laptop down to the garage ... to git' away from the little woman (who ab-sa-woot-wee hatez Trainz) !
I will post "Man Cave Shots" later !
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The next year an indentical cordoroy armchair appeared on my other neighbors sidewalk for trash pickup ... Of course I trashpicked that too ... and put it next to the other one in my garage.
The neighbors Dawg hardly ever pee'd on the bottom skirt of the armchair ... and I figer'd that since it aired out in the frozen garage for 2 winters ... all it needed was a shot of Fabreeze ... The two most comfortable chairs in the house ... and it hardly even smells like Dawg pee at all !
I'm a movin' my laptop down to the garage ... to git' away from the little woman (who ab-sa-woot-wee hatez Trainz) !
I will post "Man Cave Shots" later !

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