cascaderailroad
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Hollidays, Trainz, and the Blues
Hollidays, Arghhhh !
I was invited to a pickle party. They have only one pickle. Which they slice, bread and batter, and deep fry in hot oil ! Sounds thrilling !
The husband sits around in a gray sleeveless tank top, watching the horse races ! FUN ! He has all he onlne betting places on Speed Dial, making dozens of bets on races per hour.
The little lady informs me: We're making Rice Krispy Treats & Kake Pops on a stick. You could bring the laptop along, and play Trainz, all the while her husband races horsie's ... WoW, that sounds like fun !
My desk chair is uncomfortable ... went to Staples and found a $129 chair, for only $49 ... WoW !
Mental brainfart: I could buy 2 of these for $98 .... WhooWhoo ! No more sitting uncomfortable in sessions of Trainz !
Then I sat in another $168 chair, with retractable/adjustable arms. Fits my bulbious butt like a soft patten leather glove ... only $99 ! WoWser ! I could travel all the way to Delaware, and get 2 chairs, with no sales tax, for $198.
Went home and took inventory all my comfortable chairs laying dormant in my garage (all trashpicked from neighbors, all ready broken in). One has a teeny weeny bit of Dawg pee on the cordory skirt (a quick spritz with the garden hose, and little shot of Fabreeze should take care of that nicely). The little lady absolutely hates the idea, and wants me to throw it out. I have an identical matching chair (also trashpicked), that the Kat hardly ever shreaded up on both sides with it's claws (I love my 3 black Katz ... She though, wants them eradicated from the household). I tell her, that they are highly benificial to our domian, as they did catch 2 pee-u-ney mice, in 7 years time span.
I went to KMart and they had Wall's winter workgear coveralls at 25% off, and they had size 2XXL in a 2 colors. So I bought them all (I can return them if unwanted). Now I have 2 Bib Overall's, 2 Hooded Coverall's, and 2 Walls-WorkGear heavy duty jackets, that feel stiff and rugged, like army tent material ! The bill came to $450.97 (which includes 6 pairs of cheep Chinese shoes, 4 sets of his and hers fuzzy nap slippers, the amazing as seen in TV, "Mr Schticky" 3 Piece roller type lint removal set, the 4 piece teflon Taco/Burito Shell scalloped bowl set, and the miracle big bold print yellow PC key board for the vision impared).
My son hates the coveralls ! He says that he would be ridculed like, he was Billy Jim Bob, from Louisiana Bayou, who makes a living catching Gators' and Snappin' turtles, all the while dressed in his one of a kind, one peice, cut off, frayed, denim bib overalls (with no shirt, and evedently no under drawers underneath the catchy ensemble) !
Now I gotz' all the winter cold weather gear for fit for Antartica ... and it will be 87 degrees F in Christmas day, and 1/4 inch snow blizzards the rest of the winter.
But we have that all covered, as we are having a pre-cataclizim party, at out house (iglo) just in case, on December 20th, just before Myan Doomsday on December 21st !
Then comes the after holiday, store returns, of unwanted goods (ie: 6 sets of 2XXL winter coveralls, and two $99 deskchairs, that we dint' need in the first place.
Next year I'm going to take a cruse ship to Australia, just to avoid Christmas blah ! (hopefully as they are Downunder, in the opposite hemisphere), Aussie's celibrate it in July ?
Hollidays, Arghhhh !
I was invited to a pickle party. They have only one pickle. Which they slice, bread and batter, and deep fry in hot oil ! Sounds thrilling !
The husband sits around in a gray sleeveless tank top, watching the horse races ! FUN ! He has all he onlne betting places on Speed Dial, making dozens of bets on races per hour.
The little lady informs me: We're making Rice Krispy Treats & Kake Pops on a stick. You could bring the laptop along, and play Trainz, all the while her husband races horsie's ... WoW, that sounds like fun !
My desk chair is uncomfortable ... went to Staples and found a $129 chair, for only $49 ... WoW !
Mental brainfart: I could buy 2 of these for $98 .... WhooWhoo ! No more sitting uncomfortable in sessions of Trainz !
Then I sat in another $168 chair, with retractable/adjustable arms. Fits my bulbious butt like a soft patten leather glove ... only $99 ! WoWser ! I could travel all the way to Delaware, and get 2 chairs, with no sales tax, for $198.
Went home and took inventory all my comfortable chairs laying dormant in my garage (all trashpicked from neighbors, all ready broken in). One has a teeny weeny bit of Dawg pee on the cordory skirt (a quick spritz with the garden hose, and little shot of Fabreeze should take care of that nicely). The little lady absolutely hates the idea, and wants me to throw it out. I have an identical matching chair (also trashpicked), that the Kat hardly ever shreaded up on both sides with it's claws (I love my 3 black Katz ... She though, wants them eradicated from the household). I tell her, that they are highly benificial to our domian, as they did catch 2 pee-u-ney mice, in 7 years time span.
I went to KMart and they had Wall's winter workgear coveralls at 25% off, and they had size 2XXL in a 2 colors. So I bought them all (I can return them if unwanted). Now I have 2 Bib Overall's, 2 Hooded Coverall's, and 2 Walls-WorkGear heavy duty jackets, that feel stiff and rugged, like army tent material ! The bill came to $450.97 (which includes 6 pairs of cheep Chinese shoes, 4 sets of his and hers fuzzy nap slippers, the amazing as seen in TV, "Mr Schticky" 3 Piece roller type lint removal set, the 4 piece teflon Taco/Burito Shell scalloped bowl set, and the miracle big bold print yellow PC key board for the vision impared).
My son hates the coveralls ! He says that he would be ridculed like, he was Billy Jim Bob, from Louisiana Bayou, who makes a living catching Gators' and Snappin' turtles, all the while dressed in his one of a kind, one peice, cut off, frayed, denim bib overalls (with no shirt, and evedently no under drawers underneath the catchy ensemble) !
Now I gotz' all the winter cold weather gear for fit for Antartica ... and it will be 87 degrees F in Christmas day, and 1/4 inch snow blizzards the rest of the winter.
But we have that all covered, as we are having a pre-cataclizim party, at out house (iglo) just in case, on December 20th, just before Myan Doomsday on December 21st !
Then comes the after holiday, store returns, of unwanted goods (ie: 6 sets of 2XXL winter coveralls, and two $99 deskchairs, that we dint' need in the first place.
Next year I'm going to take a cruse ship to Australia, just to avoid Christmas blah ! (hopefully as they are Downunder, in the opposite hemisphere), Aussie's celibrate it in July ?
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