Sung to the tune of: On the first day of Christmas
Sung to the tune of: On the first day of Christmas
"On the first day of Christmas" I just bought for me ...
One $39 red flannel hoodie winter jacket.
The rest of the stuff, they were not-ot,-ot-ot, for me ...
A 1.5 Gallon Wet Dry Vac (for cleaning up my incontinent Pomeranian pee pee).
1 Three tier cat tree scratching post
40 Pounds of bird food
2 Gallons of SAE 10-30
1 Gallon of windshield de-icer
1 Caulk gun
2 Tubes of bathtub caulk
1 Caulk stripper
1 Caulk finisher
1 Engine degreaser
1 Norelco legtric' razor
1 Countertop legtric' griddle
2 Cordial chocolate cherries
2 Vanilla cordial chocolate cherries
2 Cordial chocolate blueberries
2 Butterscotch bags "O" sugar free candies
2 Box's of egg nog taffee candies
6 Pine scented notive candles
2 pairs of ladies Isotoner gloves
1 Outdoor Ther-Mom-"O"-Meter
1 Pound of chocolate covered pretzels
1 Bag of TGIF Cheddar Cheese/Bacon tater' chips
1 Bag of Cajun trail mix
6 Tins of nuts covered with chocolate
4 Cans of ground cawfee'
6 pairs of Chinese fuzzy slippers
1 Mr Sticky 3 piece lint pick up roller
1 Red lampshade
2 Tubes of toothpaste
4 Krupe cawfee' refillable cup kit
2 Pairs of cell phone headphones
1 Tortilla taco bowl maker
1 doggie collar
A $2000 dollar knee operation, on my $7000 incontinent Daw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-gie ! (my knee is still not fixed, though).
And a 19$ Railworks TS13 train simulator ... for me !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKv6RcXa2UI
My credit card is maxed owt' (the credit card collection agency kant' come after me, when I die ... run it up) !