I think (hang on a sec....)
Okay...I think it's ("STEP ON THE GAS MORON!"), sorry... I think it's...(Damn...I hate this song...hold on...)
That's better, just give me a second to dig for this last onion ring...
Man that was good! (I should have bought the large drink, although I almost never finish them, I'm really thirsty this time...wait...is that a Burger King over there? Hang on kids, this is going to be a tight turn!)
Whew, made it by inches! Anyway, I think the number one cause of accidents is...(CRAP! I dropped my change... here son, hold the wheel while I pick this up....just reach over a steer for a minute...geez, it's not that hard!)
Listen, I'm texting this from the car, and I have a call coming in that I have to take...("Turn the wheel...LEFT, to the LEFT!"), I'll get back later when I can think without distraction.
Oh, I thought I lost this pen!