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[SantaFebuff]

Behold! The newest Pig Transport Car! (PTC) Only from ACF too!

Cheers,
Joshua

[BStyles]

Originally Posted by K4driver

Aww, shoot. I'm all out of coins. Does this mean I can't take a ride?

[osq7]

When Peppa pig said "I'd like more publicity, daddy!" he didn't expect this.

[teddytoot]

Two Big Macs please; I'm hungry.

[tonyvdb]

Tracks to an uncertian future.

[scottling]

Originally Posted by Klinger

Track gang boss: Heinrich!
Track worker: Ja, mein employer?
Boss: Might I point out zat zis is a German railvay, and Germans expect better tracklayink zan zis!
Worker: In vot vay, mein employer?
Boss: Vell, to start vith, that sharp bit in ze middle there, you have laid it at ze 30 degrees instead of ze 90 degrees ve expect. Secondly, ze speed limit you put up. 50 kilometres per hour, are you insane?
Worker: You are quite right, mein employer. I agree, it should be set higher, ja. Anythink else, mein employer?
Boss: Nein, Heinrich, zat vill be all, zankyou.

I don't look forward to the first high speed train coming through here!

[scottling]

Originally Posted by K4driver

Try this one

'McDonald's new pork burgers. So desparate to be eaten, they come to you....on wheels? Hey, wait a minute, this wasn't in the script! Scriptwriter! Get here for a second....

[UP5521]

That is a fine example of terrible track laying that results in derailments or worse!

[Snowhill]

(Hic) I thought that ride was because I had (hic) to much (hic) booze last night (hic

[FirstSoloFlight]

Originally Posted by K4driver

"Thomas' last stand."

[UP5521]

What in the?